The comic Gallagher, who was famously bald, used to have a line where he'd say, as he was doffing his cap, "Never let your Mom brush your hair when she's mad at your Dad!"

Bald Black folks look at their combs and say, "I have a bone to pick with you!"

One nice thing about being bald is I get a big discount from my phrenologist.

I started losing my hair when I was in my early 30s and found it to be quite dis-tressing.

I SO enjoyed all the comments on the "combs and bald people" I sent in. Had
no idea there was so much comedy in it. Good sense of humor from everyone.