An elderly man was lying in his hospital bed with a concerned look on his face.
A nurse stopped by and asked him what his problem was. He spoke softly in her ear.
"Oh", she said, "I'll check"
She went to the foot of the bed, lifted the sheet, looked and felt around.
"No, I don't see anything wrong," she said "You're fine"
He smiled at her and replied, "That was very nice, dear, but are my test results back ?