I couldn't wait any longer for the Big Boss. A month ago, I had a complete left hip replacement at the Veterans Administration Hospital in Madison, WI (thanks, Uncle Sam!) and, therefore, am no longer in possession of all of my OEM parts. Before they sent me off to dreamland, I asked the surgeon, "Hey Doc, can I keep the stuff you saw off of me, you know, for posterity?"
The guy was very quick and said, "Sorry, pal, but I'm working on your hip, not your butt!"
I had surgery at Mayo-St. Mary's in Rochester in 1984 and they were great. Kudos to the VA. They were just as good.