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@samcal9977zz

by the way, re the aging body failing (I am 63, going on 134)...I am in the process of drafting a complaint to original body manufacturer. If the Big Boss relents and agrees to give us all an upgrade, I will let the rest of the folks know.

I am presently searching for a bribe package to present The Big Boss. Not sure how to approach things, though here in Jersey, we usually start a good bribe session with some pastries.

What do folks think? Cheese Danish or an Apple Fritter? hmmm, maybe some apple cider donuts...those are pretty good....

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itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 28 9:35am

Cannolis .... it's a Joyzee thing, right Samcal?

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Sep 28 2:54pm

I'd send him two slices of cake one called Mortal Cake that gives the pleasure of being mortal; the other reverses the state of mortality.

I think a boss of all bosses stuck-in immortality would appreciate it from a mortal.
(oh, don't bother telling which is which; a BOSS must know it)

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itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 28 10:10pm

I couldn't wait any longer for the Big Boss. A month ago, I had a complete left hip replacement at the Veterans Administration Hospital in Madison, WI (thanks, Uncle Sam!) and, therefore, am no longer in possession of all of my OEM parts. Before they sent me off to dreamland, I asked the surgeon, "Hey Doc, can I keep the stuff you saw off of me, you know, for posterity?"
The guy was very quick and said, "Sorry, pal, but I'm working on your hip, not your butt!"
I had surgery at Mayo-St. Mary's in Rochester in 1984 and they were great. Kudos to the VA. They were just as good.

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