How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 24 7:45am

In reply to @kamama94 "What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name." + (show)

Ditto, Jabba the Hutt.

captboat | @captboat | Sep 25 11:34am

"IT'S EASIER TO FOOL PEOPLE
THAN TO CONVINCE THEM THAT THEY HAVE BEEN FOOLED."
~ MARK TWAIN

itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 26 7:01am

In reply to @captboat ""IT'S EASIER TO FOOL PEOPLE THAN TO CONVINCE THEM THAT THEY HAVE BEEN FOOLED." ~ MARK..." + (show)

"Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice ... .... uh ... we don't get fooled again."
--- G.W. Bush

captboat | @captboat | Sep 26 9:45pm

In reply to @itchyd ""Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ... .... uh ... we don't get..." + (show)

Even a fooler and be fooled more than once…

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 27 5:26pm

If the Sahara Desert had a motto it would be "Long time, no sea."

samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Sep 27 7:12pm

Yes, it is the Mayo Clinic, mentioned in some on screen comedy...from the movie "Airplane"

samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Sep 28 2:00am

by the way, re the aging body failing (I am 63, going on 134)...I am in the process of drafting a complaint to original body manufacturer. If the Big Boss relents and agrees to give us all an upgrade, I will let the rest of the folks know.

I am presently searching for a bribe package to present The Big Boss. Not sure how to approach things, though here in Jersey, we usually start a good bribe session with some pastries.

What do folks think? Cheese Danish or an Apple Fritter? hmmm, maybe some apple cider donuts...those are pretty good....

itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 28 9:32am

In reply to @samcal9977zz "Yes, it is the Mayo Clinic, mentioned in some on screen comedy...from the movie "Airplane" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsj8F8wvupU" + (show)

One of the funniest movies ever made.

I don't think they could release it in theaters today.

itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 28 9:35am

In reply to @samcal9977zz "by the way, re the aging body failing (I am 63, going on 134)...I am in..." + (show)

Cannolis .... it's a Joyzee thing, right Samcal?

itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 28 9:44am

In reply to @kamama94 "If the Sahara Desert had a motto it would be "Long time, no sea."" + (show)

In a previous life, I did some work in Khartoum, Sudan. There was an American expat that ran a watering hole there that was fairly popular with the foreigners. He named it "Sahara, the Dog That Bitcha". This was 35 years ago ... might still be there.