@jakedduck1 What? Who? Me? Sweet? Bwahahaha! I learned cranky words from my grandfather: Dadrat, consarn, dingbust! There are others but I'll leave those to your imagination.

When I'm cranky:
I scream None Of Your Business at telemarketers on the phone. . .
I type all caps responses to certain inane online messages. . .
I tell hypercritical people to bite me, or worse. . .
I'm tempted to offer a special salute when someone or something ticks me off. . .

But in these threads I' try not to show the cranky, grumpy, crotchety side.

OK, enough seriousness. I'm not cranky when I get 8 hours' sleep, even if takes two nights to get that amount.