Comic Relief - I Am Amazing

I passed the bathroom mirror.

I looked at my reflection and said, "You are Amazing! Everybody else? Not so much..."

My wife was passing by and heard me.

She started to laugh.

Then, she started to laugh more.

And then, she was laughing so much she had tears in her eyes.

Then we sat down to watch TV. And 15 minutes later, she started laughing again.

And 15 minutes after that.

I said, "What's so funny?"

And she said, "You said, out loud, that you were amazing..."

And she began laughing again. And this time she laughed so hard, she got a muscle cramp in her stomach.

I said, "serves you right."

And she said, "I don't care...it's worth it...you said, 'You are amazing!' "

And she was off to another round of hysterical laughter.