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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Rubyslippers | @triciaot | Aug 14 7:54am
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Is making a boat out of stone a hardship?

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Find a helpful stonemason and build a friendship.

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scottbeammeup | @scottbeammeup | Aug 14 8:44am

My dad always advised me "don't be too quick to find faults." Good man, bad geologist.

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tim1028 | @tim1028 | Aug 14 2:54pm

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I replied that it must be because of my weekend immune system.

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tim1028 | @tim1028 | Aug 14 2:58pm
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Good one, Kamama!

Speaking of pics:
I think the most unfortunate name ever for a garnish has to be aspic.

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If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 14 3:54pm
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I would be unstoppable if only I could get started.

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Motto of the American Society for the Eventual Promotion of Procrastination.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 14 3:59pm
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If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

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Partially.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 14 4:06pm
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Find a helpful stonemason and build a friendship.

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Hoped I'd never hear this joke again.

First time I hod it, I was mortar-fied.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 14 4:12pm
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My dad always advised me "don't be too quick to find faults." Good man, bad geologist.

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Bad insurance agent.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 14 4:18pm
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My dad always advised me "don't be too quick to find faults." Good man, bad geologist.

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Bad electrician.

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Aug 15 3:35pm

In a potluck you know you'll be lucky with a potful; in luckpot we all smell it's just full of empty promises.

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