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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kayabbott | @kayabbott | Aug 10 7:00am

Not a joke, but a story. I was on a bike tour a few years ago. I was glamping with a tent and inflatable mattress (which leaked). I use a gravel (road) bike that has tubeless tires; they have a white liquid sealant in case there are punctures. We had a 27 mile rough gravel road to bike, and there were a few crashes and flat tires. Biking can be a hard sport. Once back at camp we discussed the ride over dinner and I said I got two tire punctures but no flats. They quizzed me on how I knew. I replied that I had ejaculate on the tires, and then excused myself because my air mattress was flaccid and needed to be engorged. A fun ride.

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captboat | @captboat | Aug 10 8:11am
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@itchyd

I really love the old Motown artists. Nothing holds a candle to them!

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@sandy8043
I think you have an old beautiful soul.
(I am 80 born 1943)👀

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 10 9:40am

Thanks, Captain!

You, too.

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scottbeammeup | @scottbeammeup | Aug 10 11:06am

Have you been watching the Olympics in Paris? They're In Seine!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 11 8:05am
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@kayabbott

Not a joke, but a story. I was on a bike tour a few years ago. I was glamping with a tent and inflatable mattress (which leaked). I use a gravel (road) bike that has tubeless tires; they have a white liquid sealant in case there are punctures. We had a 27 mile rough gravel road to bike, and there were a few crashes and flat tires. Biking can be a hard sport. Once back at camp we discussed the ride over dinner and I said I got two tire punctures but no flats. They quizzed me on how I knew. I replied that I had ejaculate on the tires, and then excused myself because my air mattress was flaccid and needed to be engorged. A fun ride.

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Thanks for the humorous anecdote,
Dr. Ruth!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 11 8:14am
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@scottbeammeup

Have you been watching the Olympics in Paris? They're In Seine!

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I got stuck in far Western Brittany during the games and couldn't make it to Paris for the events that I'd paid big bucks to attend.

But, I made the Brest of a bad situation.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 11 8:21am
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@scottbeammeup

Have you been watching the Olympics in Paris? They're In Seine!

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Yes. And nobody wants to go in Seine because all of the Parisians are always going "Oui, oui" anytime they're near that river.

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captboat | @captboat | Aug 11 9:58am
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@itchyd

I got stuck in far Western Brittany during the games and couldn't make it to Paris for the events that I'd paid big bucks to attend.

But, I made the Brest of a bad situation.

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GO USA ⛹🏽‍♂️🇺🇸

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Aug 11 1:43pm

What did the starfish say to the Milky Way?
Wow, How many star fish you got?

(Okay, good for none older than six years)

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Aug 11 5:24pm

Not about Olympics, pun intended, but dental Xrays are tooth pics.

Sorry not sorry.

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