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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Aug 3 9:35pm

Comic Relief Oympian - Breanne Allaire...

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samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Aug 3 9:35pm

Scientists uncover the physics behind paper cuts, but say more research is needed:

‘It’s hard to find volunteers’
https://nypost.com/2024/08/03/lifestyle/scientists-have-uncovered-the-physics-behind-paper-cuts/

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samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Aug 3 9:36pm

and, in hot dog news...

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got into a pickle on a Chicago highway.
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile flips onto its side after crash along suburban Chicago highway
https://apnews.com/article/wienermobile-crash-suburban-chicago-oscar-mayer-b81452ebaa5ae0823871eabbf06135cd

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Aug 3 10:37pm
In reply to @kcblakeslee "I'll send you two pennies" + (show)
@kcblakeslee

I'll send you two pennies

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I hear the crow's clap...someone figured crow needed one, for there won't be this joke without them.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 4 6:51am
In reply to @samcal9977zz "Scientists uncover the physics behind paper cuts, but say more research is needed: ‘It’s hard to..." + (show)
@samcal9977zz

Scientists uncover the physics behind paper cuts, but say more research is needed:

‘It’s hard to find volunteers’
https://nypost.com/2024/08/03/lifestyle/scientists-have-uncovered-the-physics-behind-paper-cuts/

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It's the internet behind the cuts.

A lot of people get all their news online, now.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 5 7:41am
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I hear the crow's clap...someone figured crow needed one, for there won't be this joke without them.

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Sisyphus: What on Earth are you talking about?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 5 7:56pm

Dairy joke:

Q. Why do Hindus never need to buy more than one can of evaporated milk?

A. Because they believe in reinCarnation.

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Aug 5 8:13pm
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@itchyd

Sisyphus: What on Earth are you talking about?

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Yep, that's what birds say to the Earthlings -- in exasperation!
Little do they know they all once were fish who'd learned to fly

And some birds had bars; until man evolved
His no longer soaring imagination, invented a crowbar

The birds laughed,
But the Man toiled, crowbars and all, forgetting his laughs

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 5 8:30pm

Fruit Joke:

Q. Why do muskmelons always end up having church weddings?

A. Because they cantaloupe.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Aug 6 6:36am
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@sisyphus

Yep, that's what birds say to the Earthlings -- in exasperation!
Little do they know they all once were fish who'd learned to fly

And some birds had bars; until man evolved
His no longer soaring imagination, invented a crowbar

The birds laughed,
But the Man toiled, crowbars and all, forgetting his laughs

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OZ Joke:

Crow's have been conspicuously absent from his cornfield lately, and Scarecrow's trying to find the caws.

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