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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A girl said she recognized me from my vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.

The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings but I think I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 16 4:17am

Wonderful, laughed so hard I almost cried.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 16 9:42am

Dear Covidstinks2023 - Some notedly unsolicited, probably unappreciated, and undoubtedly obnoxious replies to your very clever post:

Ah, yes. The title of the rough 1st draft of a Hemingway novel.

A girl said she recognized me from my pescatarian club, but, right away, I thought something was fishy.

Sorry, pal. Gotta call BS on this one. I saw The Bunny's rap sheet and .... battery's not included.

What I call a dinosaur, with an extensive vocabulary: "Any member of a group of reptiles that lived on Earth for over 245 million years from the Triassic Period through the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event approximately 66 million years ago- Domain: Eukarya; Kingdom: Animalia; Phylum: Chordata; Class: Dinosauria; Order: Saurischia; Family: various; Genus: various; Species: various. * Omitted groupings include Diapsida, Reptilia, Archosauria, Therapoda."
What a guy with a limited vocabulary from the town of Bedrock called a dinosaur: Dino

If Little Johnny has his way on Saturday night and deflowers me, hymen trouble.

I produced a cheap, knockoff version of the film, "The Two Towers". Everyone considered it nothing better than a Tolkien effort.

Thanks for explaining, "For sale: 1.7 acre fully landscaped tract with municipal greenway easement, signed construction permit and this year's property taxes fully paid."
It means a lot.

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