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Replies to "How to Write Good 1. Avoid alliteration-always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with...."
Some respectful responses to your dang good recommendations, Shirley:
1. Mr. Piper has a hard time getting around this one while at the farmer's market.
2. Death sentences generally end in pray positions.
3. I thought it was one of Camus' better works, and hardly derivative.
4. Darwin was more specific. That's where his genus lies.
Five. A pox of a thousand Hobgoblins upon ye, Madame!
6. Who does not need rhetorical questions. What needs rhetorical questions. Who needs a new mitt. (Not sure about I Don't Know).
7. I think you're being a bit hyperbolic with this one.
8. Avoid dangling participles. And, generally try not to dangle anything, unless you're at a nudist colony.