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@nathandavid
I think some people are determined to get insulted.
I just like finding the humor in a joke. Even Epilepsy (which I have) jokes.

What do you do when an Epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty clothes.

I posted the following joke on a neighborhood website and got all sorts of flack,

When I see lovers initials carved into a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knive on a date.

Here's another joke I like,

A lady went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, for some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to kill my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Take care,
Jake

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Love 'em!

My experience is that you're probably safe around here as long as you don't tell any blonde jokes.

My philosophy on jokes about tics, tremors, flinches, spasms and general perturbations:

Don't get apoplectic, if the spazz joke's eclectic.

I find jokes 'bout a spastic ... fantastic... long as they're not too drastic.

Not sure if I replied already but that Pharmacy joke is PERFECT!!! Thanks.

They busted the epileptic I caught in my tool shed the other night for unreasonable search and seizure.

In explaining to the judge what he was doing there, he pretty much twisted himself into knots.