How about a laugh, (hopefully)

I can't tell the difference between either of those two tiny little Mideastern countries. And, who really cares, anyway?

Emirate, or emirate?

Na Na Na ... NO! ... there's more sand than rocks there including the flintstone kind.
I've worked there and loved the money a lot more ... enough to enjoy life in NYC for ten years during the Phil Donahue days.

Flunked the Flintstone test, I guess ... had to google it!

Of all people, you should be familiar with "The Flintstones".

After all, that darned boulder came from Mr. Slate's quarry.

I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

Chemistry class is tough, but I just keep telling myself, “I’ve got my ion you.”

*For what it is worth, I had to take chemistry twice in college, having failed the first time. Shaking my head, "what was I thinking majoring in Agriculture, having never stepped foot on a farm for that matter?"

Before the crowbar was invented, crows drank at home.

in reply to @kamama94 Thank you for this. I've got to stop drinking coffee while reading these,as I just spit my morning Joe all over my desk. Here's the thing, I see your profile picture and think, "wow, she looks really nice, probably the quiet type like me...." Then you come back with these terrific jokes that truly make me laugh, along with many others I read here. I don't know how you pulled this one out, but it is just great!

Me? Quiet? Nah! Nice? Who, me? Well, at least I haven't bitten anyone today. Yet. LOL

A photograph of Putin propped on top of a box of round snack crackers should remind you of something. . .

Too young to remember or forgetful like me? Give up?

Putin on the Ritz.

I talked to some birds that have been to one of those crow bars ... and they can't stop raven about it.

The hydrogen atom in the particle accelerator regarded himself as the life of the party .....
but everyone else thought he was just another crashing Bohr.