Assembly line production:

I keep getting attacked by angry chickens: Irritable Fowl Syndrome.

The baying of wolves drives me crazy: Irritable Howl Syndrome.

Drying my hands always leaves them red and scratchy: Irritable Towel Syndrome.

My neighbor's dog snarls at me: Irritable Growl Syndrome.

I've never liked the letter "u": Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

It hurts when I shave: Irritable Jowl Syndrome.

[You get the idea. I never said it was a *good* idea.]