"Why can't dogs work the TV remote? Because they always hit the paws button".

"Why do dogs like conjunctions? They just love buts".

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’

Walking past a veterinary clinic, a woman noticed a small boy and his dog waiting outside. ‘Are you here to see Dr Meyer?’ she asked. ‘Yes,’ the boy said. ‘I’m having my dog put in neutral.’