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What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

I didn't use to finish my sentences, but now I

I just let my mind wander and then it did not come back.

Few women admit their age, fewer men act it.

And finally,
A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.

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How come when you mix 1% milk with half-and-half you don't get 2%?

The other day I got a haircut because the sign outside the barber shop said, "Half-off Sale".

I wasn't impressed when I left with a mohawk.