3 women go to heaven and when they get there, God tells them, "We have a lot of ducks in heaven. There is only one rule here: don't step on a duck."

Shortly thereafter one of the women accidentally steps on a duck and the next thing she knows she has been paired for all eternity with the ugliest man she ever saw.

Not long after that, the 2nd woman accidentally stepped on a duck and suddenly found herself partnered for eternity with the ugliest man she'd ever seen.

The 3rd woman was now extremely careful and avoided stepping on a duck for a very long time. With no warning she found herself next to the handsomest man she had ever seen. She asked him, "How did I get so lucky?"

The man replied, "I stepped on a duck."

If ugly is politically incorrect, my apologies. And say I'm sorry to the poor ducks also.