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2 days ago · This and That and Talk - My Transplant in Transplants

@beckyy39 Losing my independence was not difficult for me until I started feeling better and could not find people to drive me. Fortunately for me, I had housekeepers who were also willing to give me rides and I was able to schedule most trips around their schedules. One good thing about being housebound, it really cuts down on the impulse shopping in waiting lines at stores. lol Do you have activities or hobbies that you can do at home to keep yourself involved? I have many crafting avenues to follow, as well as reading and writing, so I always have a number of choices of things to do without leaving home. Now I sometimes resent having to go out. Hopefully you will make it through this time relatively easily. Blessings.

2 days ago · How about a laugh, (hopefully) in Just Want to Talk

Two days ago my teacher asked what our favorite animal is. I told her mine was fried chicken. She said I wasn't funny. I wasn't trying to be funny and I don't know why she said that; because everyone laughed. And fried chicken really is my favorite. Anyway, she sent me to the principal's office. I don't know why, my parent's always told me to tell the truth. The principal asked me what happened and I told him. He laughed too, but told me not to do it again. I was getting confused about being honest and not telling the teacher my favorite animal.
Yesterday my teacher asked what our favorite LIVE animal is. I told her chicken. Then she asked why and I said because it could be made into fried chicken. Again, everyone laughed but she said I still wasn't funny and sent be back to the principal's office. It was a repeat of the day before. I left the principal's office even more confused about how to tell the truth but not say certain things.
Today my teacher asked us who our favorite military leader is. I said Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now?

Tue, Feb 4 9:37pm · How about a laugh, (hopefully) in Just Want to Talk

My favorite Super Bowl commercial: They are playing football. A flag is thrown. Everyone looks around. A rumble is heard. A pack of cars break down the wall and drive across the field. It is Daytona time!

Wed, Jan 29 3:23am · How about a laugh, (hopefully) in Just Want to Talk

A Haiku
My toe was hurting
A tractor trailer hit me
Now all over hurts.

Mon, Jan 27 10:23am · How about a laugh, (hopefully) in Just Want to Talk

Why do we have belly buttons? Because when we are done and being taken out of the oven God pokes us each in the tummy and says, "That one's done, that one's done . . . "

Sat, Jan 25 5:28pm · How about a laugh, (hopefully) in Just Want to Talk

Why is there only one Yogi Bear? Because when God tried to make another it turned out to be Boo Boo.

Mon, Jan 20 10:02pm · How about a laugh, (hopefully) in Just Want to Talk

Timmy, Jimmy and John were admiring and discussing the toys in the department store window.
Timmy said, "I want a cap gun, the pistol and holster, so that when my little sister bugs me I can shoot her and make her cry. But Mom's been hinting around that I should want a Radio Flyer. I'm sure it's because she wants me to haul things around for her and help her in the garden and yard. Phooey, what kind of toy is useful and makes you work!?"
Jimmy said, "I want the rifle cap gun. How much fun would that be having gunfights and going hunting!? But I think my Mom wants me to want Lincoln Logs so I can build things for my little brother and entertain him while she reads a magazine and has coffee. Who would ask for a toy to use to entertain someone else!? That's just plain dumb!"
John was quiet for a very long time, but finally said, "Well, I want the Magic Set. It has everything in it; a hat, wand, and all kinds of stuff. Pluss, I could make my little brother and sister disappear and myself invisible. That way I could do anything I want at any time!"

Mon, Jan 20 9:30pm · How about a laugh, (hopefully) in Just Want to Talk

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who Who?
An owl!