Why PSA? (to the tune of YMCA)

Posted by bluegill @bluegill, 2 days ago

Not-so-young man see your doctor today Not-so-young man
get prostate checked right away Not-so-young man the test is called PSA
There’s no need to be unhappy Not-so-young man if you’re 50 or more
Not-so-young man once a year is no chore Not-so-young man
it's a blood test, what for? I will tell you now so don’t worry

You may be wondering Why P S A
You may be wondering Why P S A
It might give you more time more life to enjoy
So be a man and not a boy
You may be wondering Why P S A
You may be wondering Why P S A
If your number is high treat it be-fore you die
Then for years you can have a good time

Not-so-young man are you listening to me? Not-so-young man a-live do you want to be? Not-so-young man keep your retirement dreams
But you’ve got to know this one thing
No man keeps healthy all by himself Not-so-young man put your pride on the shelf And just go there to your clinic today
I’m sure they’ll help you so don’t de-lay

(repeat chorus: Now you’re not wondering Why PSA..)