I love your sense of humor!! I had the best laugh I have had in a while, but am so sorry you are having such a difficult time. I have been on prednisone since April. Started at 10 mgs for about 4 days, got an eye infection and panicked. So, my doctor reduced to 2.5mgs and I have been on that until about two weeks ago. It did not control the pain anymore. Now, I am on 5mgs. However, today the pain is back somewhat. I tried Methotrexate and it caused pain in my upper abdominal area so we discontinued it. Still on pred at 5mgs currently. My rheumatologist has not suggested anything else. I fear getting GCA so will stay on prednisone I guess. He did suggest that I get NO boosters for Covid!!! This all started after I got the Covid vaccine. We will keep on and pray for a solution to get off the prednisone.