@sueinmn
“Lame” an obvious slip of the tongue.

Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Before the invention of the wheel… everything was a drag!
What do you call it when

What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!