@ta52- You devil, you! I had a port. Wouldn't that be more comfortable for you? It takes no time at all to be placed. Anyway one of my nurses, while inserting the needle into my port turned to answer a question that my husband asked and I inhaled very loudly- as if I was injured. She turned to me with the biggest eyes. I had her attention though! lol

There was a guy who would show up with donuts and a comment for everything. Finally, one day, even the nurses couldn't stand it so they increased some medicine in his infusion that put him out. You do have to survive anyway you can! haha