@rwinney I know you are too young to remember Burma Shave signs along the road. They were a real treat for us kids driving down the highway with mom and pop - reading the signs one at a time out load until you had the whole phrase. Loved those memories. Now if we could just plant some alongside the highway on your trip it could take your mind off of everything else 🙂
http://burma-shave.org/jingles/
Imagine driving down the road at 60 MPH and reading these signs one at a time to find out what the saying is. This one was one of my favorites from 1963.