So sorry to hear of your TP and washing machine problems, @terryabk. That is a terrible combination of problems. I do appreciate your ability to see some humor in this situation, lots of folks aren't able to do that!
Carcinoid syndrome does result in a lot of diarrhea. What have you tried to control diarrhea? Do you take monthly injections?
If you are comfortable sharing more, could you provide a bit more information about your history with NET?