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Just Want to Talk | Last Active: Apr 3, 2023 | Replies (1001)

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@virgo1952

@zeiracorp This is an important message to all cat owners THIS is your cat on drugs. SYMPTOMS: BIG eyes starring at you in a real creepy way. BEHAVIORS: Suddenly crawling up your $3000 drapes just to see the room from a different viewpoint, Deciding to sharpen their claws on your $5000 black leather sofa, and/or tearing around the house like they are training for some kind of military coup. TREATMENT: Checking to see you haven’t accidentally given your cat your green stuff instead of their green stuff ( if you catch my drift) Reading the package instructions to make sure you haven’t given your poor kitty ten times the amount of the recommended catnip dose. Staying calm, your cat will collapse on the floor and sleep for the next 12 hours. During that time, you can look online for your drape replacement and a leather kit for your destroyed sofa . Iodine your many scratches. And, lastly, contemplate the overuse of any future catnip. Remember to use catnip responsibility. Thank you

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@virgo1952, Your post had me laughing from the outset! Think I kinda' look like this kitty first glance..and sometimes only...in the mirror each morning. Who Is that old, wrinkled, grey haired woman with possum spiked hair sprouting out all over the place...Not on any drugs...yet! and so far not tempted to sample Kitty's stash of catnip but I'm not making promises for tomorrow. Thanks for the smiles and caution to use cat nip responsibly...I need all the help I can get!