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In hospital for Pneumonia, UTI and sepsis. Any tips for Holiday Cheer.

Posted by Ron Rubenzer @user_cha272278, Jan 2, 2019

I am trying to connect to cheer someone up during the Holidays. Anyone have some good jokes> I have one- - to repel blood takers at night, just wear a silver cross (I got this one from my doctor-). Dr. Ron Rubenzer Your well-being is my commitment. Happy New Year.

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2011panc | @2011panc | Jan 2, 2019

@user_ch741786b Sorry you are in hospital. A woman went to her doctor for a check up. He addressed her high blood pressure, high cholesterol, anemia and arthritis. When he asked if she had any questions she asked, "What about my big fat ass?" The doctor answered, "I am a medical doctor, you need to see a lawyer to get rid of your husband."

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Colleen Young, Connect Director | @colleenyoung | Jan 6, 2019

Hi Ron, I'm so sorry to just be receiving this message now. How are you doing?

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Ron Rubenzer | @user_cha272278 | Jan 7, 2019
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@2011panc

@user_ch741786b Sorry you are in hospital. A woman went to her doctor for a check up. He addressed her high blood pressure, high cholesterol, anemia and arthritis. When he asked if she had any questions she asked, "What about my big fat ass?" The doctor answered, "I am a medical doctor, you need to see a lawyer to get rid of your husband."

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Ha ha. Great Joke. I am felling much better. Happy New Year.

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Ron Rubenzer | @user_cha272278 | Jan 7, 2019
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Hi Ron, I'm so sorry to just be receiving this message now. How are you doing?

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Thanks. I am felling much better. Happy New Year to you.

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Colleen Young, Connect Director | @colleenyoung | Jan 7, 2019
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Thanks. I am felling much better. Happy New Year to you.

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Were you in ICU? Are you still in the hospital?

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