@capt (ain-of-the) boat -- that is astounding ... to see old age as "privilege."
I am sure the goddesses and gods of old-age must be dancing like a drunk Rasputin on a table, exultant with your adulation.
And I only thought you make good jokes! Haha,ha,

I hear you, my fellow-human,.. I've always introduced myself as "I am in my 65th year as soon as I completed 64 years, for so many years. I mean if u r not buying beer as a teenager, all the seller wants to know is u r At Least 18 revolutions-of-the-sun old.

In all other situations, let's BRAG Our Age. I am sooo glad to find at least ONE person who'd agree with me.
Salute! @captboat