That sounds messy, wet and not clean, there is no way that it can wipe my butt clean, then you have the mess of a wet butt, and blow dry well my experience with those hand blow dryers in restroom is those don't work, or take way to long to dry my hands and so I walk away drying my hands on my pants legs, my butt would be wetter than that, so I just cannot figure out how a bidet would be clean enough and get me dry enough that I wouldn't have wet panties all the time. Still they make no sense to me and no one has been able to explain them enough to me to totally understand them.