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What’s your funny favorite saying for tough times?

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Here are some light-hearted and funny sayings that can help bring a smile during difficult times:
"When life gives you lemons, just add vodka!"
"I’m on the patch right now. It’s a chocolate patch."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!"
"I told my therapist about my procrastination issues. We’ll talk about it next week."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"Sometimes you just have to put on your big girl/boy pants and get over it. But first, let me have a snack."
These sayings can serve as a reminder to find humor even in tough situations, helping to lighten the mood and provide a little perspective.

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@methel
Here are some others:
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!"
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you!"
"I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure that laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have a broken leg, then you might need a doctor."
"My family is like a software update. Whenever I see them, I think, 'Not now!'"
"I’m in shape. Round is a shape, right?"
"I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling!"
"If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito!"
"I’m on a new diet. I only eat food that starts with the letter 'C'—cookies, cake, and chocolate!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but if you’re laughing for no reason, you might need medicine!"

You killed me with the mosquito! LOLOLOL!