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Replies to "@methel Here are some light-hearted and funny sayings that can help bring a smile during difficult..."
You killed me with the mosquito! LOLOLOL!
@methel
Here are some others:
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!"
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you!"
"I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure that laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have a broken leg, then you might need a doctor."
"My family is like a software update. Whenever I see them, I think, 'Not now!'"
"I’m in shape. Round is a shape, right?"
"I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling!"
"If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito!"
"I’m on a new diet. I only eat food that starts with the letter 'C'—cookies, cake, and chocolate!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but if you’re laughing for no reason, you might need medicine!"