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Name Your Pain. If it's going to show up uninvited every day, it should at least have a name you can shout with appropriate loathing. May I suggest:
Lord Twingeth of SpineCrack
Admiral Achebottom, Rear Division
The Count of Owcheek
Nervy McSpikeworm
Addressing your pain formally helps establish dominance. “I see you’ve returned, Baron von Bastard. Kindly sod off; I’m busy digesting this pudding cup with dignity.”
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"Name Your Pain. If it's going to show up uninvited every day, it should at least have a name you can shout with appropriate loathing."
How about "Rip Nervy"? It's a little on the literal side, but also sounds like the name of a 1950s B-movie leading man, so I can work with it. 🙂