the benefits of downsizing

Posted by bluegill @bluegill, 1 day ago

One main benefit often touted is easier maintenance, and I have noticed that my showers are a bit shorter now; there's just less equipment to wash.

Also, I live in a wooded area, so ticks and chiggers are less attracted now to that area of my anatomy, since there is less surface area to burrow into and fewer nooks and crannies.

More benefits: When mounting an unfamiliar bicycle with a small seat, or wearing pants that are (or used to be) too tight, there is less fidgeting and adjusting that sack that used to house my golf-ball-sized orbs. Now they are marble-sized ("personal" sized). Or moth-ball sized, though I have a feeling that the area has been permanently mothballed.

And who says that ADT brings few benefits!

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You can keep them there benefits. I ll pass. I prefer elephant type gonads.

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But you can't deny that using ADT long term takes balls

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@bluegill

But you can't deny that using ADT long term takes balls

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But doesn't leave you any

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Shrink city, all over even arm muscles= Atrophy

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Crepe skin up the Gigi, like a prune.

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Still, you have life, even though it is a gift wrapped in ugly paper…

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Hey bluegill, I am cracking up thinking of you using up all the hot water in the tank just to wash your equipment….or your wife banging on the door asking if you’re done already!
And living in a wooded area myself, I can relate to having the Missus don her readers and pluck a tick from my taint…true love!!
Phil

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@heavyphil

Hey bluegill, I am cracking up thinking of you using up all the hot water in the tank just to wash your equipment….or your wife banging on the door asking if you’re done already!
And living in a wooded area myself, I can relate to having the Missus don her readers and pluck a tick from my taint…true love!!
Phil

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2" of winter clothes becomes a fishing expedition.

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@ecurb

Shrink city, all over even arm muscles= Atrophy

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Prune Juice Junction.

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@sicernon3

Still, you have life, even though it is a gift wrapped in ugly paper…

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Life with significant setbacks...love it or hate it.

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