First, thank you, fellow warrior. James, it’s truly a gift when you enter a sauna seeking peace and get a full-on clinic of unsolicited Karenology. Lots of people pretending to know issues they know nothing about... on everything, including prostate cancer, despite not knowing the first thing about it. Naturally, she’s misinformed—after all, why let our own opinions and experiences, decades of research, medical experience, or actual statistics get in the way of a good old-fashioned opinion?

Her "mild one" line is a gem, though. Mild, like a whiff of cologne or the slow death of dignity in a medical system that won't even let you get a PSA test without permission. She’s got her feelings—and that’s more reliable than decades of actual data and research. Your prostate’s misfortune, I’m sure, is only the result of not eating more quinoa.

As for the government’s rules on prostate cancer testing? Brilliant, isn’t it? A cheap, early detection test is available, but no, the state insists you’ll survive simply fine without it—after all, what do doctors know? Let them spend more time following rules than, you know, saving lives. Keep the torch burning, James—somewhere out there, logic is quietly crying in the corner.