@hanscasteels wrote "Giving up my latte is just a step too far. "

And it's too latte baby now, it's too latte
Though we really did try to make it …

(apologies to Carole King)

I am glad to see that you have finally taken a firm stand and drawn a line that you will not cross in your battle with this most potent literary catalyst. And what could be more deserving than than one's chosen form of caffeination!