First lets see if there's any evidence you have paralytic ileus because I'm not spending time in random conversation. If you have had anything resembling a normal bowl movement with turds longer than 2 inches and not accompanied with a watery discharge in the last 10 days - you do not have paralytic ileus (PI).
If anytime you can feel a comforting Peristalsis - a series of involuntary, wave-like contractions of the muscles in the digestive tract that propel food and other substances along the gastrointestinal (GI) tract. ) - you do not have PI). Best, EF