You know what??? I think at 3 autoimmune diseases, you have officially earned the right to take any and all current and future diagnoses and either make up a new name for each of them or make one name that encompasses ALL of them.

I call all my diseases/disorders (I’m only up to 3 chronic illnesses) collectively (and this is the polite version of the name here):
Heinous Freakery Most Foul

To me it is just my shorthand for the way my body gets too inflamed too much and doesn’t stop being inflamed normally and I’m just not going to feel well because of it.