Instead of the John I call my bathroom the Jim! That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning!
With age comes skills. It's called multitasking. I can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee at the same time!
I told my grandkids I was reading a book on anti-gravity. They asked if it was any good. I said, "It's impossible to put down!"
My grandson asked me why my knees creak when I walk. I told him it's just my bones applauding me for getting up!!
Have a great day everyone! If I made one of you laugh I'm a happy man!!