lol You're right.
But I've had 2 physios & 1 surgeon write me off as a hopeless case.
In fact, I got the letter yesterday:

"Peter was seen today. He is three months post his radical prostatectomy. He is doing his
level best to try and find his pelvic floor. He is really unable to essentially isolate or perform
a pelvic floor contraction. It sounds like he also has difficulty with the posterior component
also of the pelvic floor. His PSA is undetectable with reference to his 4+3 prostate cancer. I
think given his current situation using so many pads that it is quite likely that he will end up
with an artificial urinary sphincter. We will therefore ask him to see Mr Mundy in three
months’ time for his next review to meet him initially and then put him on the waitlist for an
artificial urinary sphincter."

Also yesterday, I lasted 3 hours at work & had to go home.
I did my usual unsuccessful walk to the toilet as soon as I got to work, didn't make it so just stood there & filled the pad instead.
That's become common.
But this time it leaked out the side of the underpants as well.
I always have 2 spare pairs with me, so got changed.

An hour later... repeat performance.
I ran out of pants, so had to go home.
Going back today & hope I do better.
This is no fun.