I asked ChatGPT for some prostate jokes. Most were terrible. A few were pretty good.

Prostate exams are like first dates.
There’s awkward small talk, uncomfortable touching, and a lot of regret afterward.

Having prostate cancer is like being in a bad relationship.
You ignore the warning signs until it’s too late, and then it screws you over for years.

My prostate tried to kill me.
But joke’s on it—I’ve been dead inside for years.

I’ve learned a lot about myself since getting prostate cancer.
Mostly that I have an incredibly high tolerance for other people’s bad advice.

When they told me my prostate was enlarged, I said, “Thanks, I’ve been working on it.”
And by working on it, I mean doing absolutely nothing until it became a problem.