"I want to show you something......" And my wife goes to her 20-pound purse and pulls out $20 dollars of quarter and 20 Susan B Anthony coins. "I think we should see what these are worth."

Everyday. Sometimes twice a day. I say, "We will go to a coin dealer tomorrow and see what they are worth, ok?" She says, "That sounds like a good idea." Part of the frustration is that I have forgotten how to raise a child since I haven't done it for 35-years.