Prostate cancer humor?

Only loosely PCa related (by means of its impact on sexual performance), but a franco-Ontarian university friend found it hilarious when anglos would say "croisser la rue" instead of "traverser la rue" for "cross the street.

Apparently, "se croisser" (to cross oneself) was slang for masturbation, at least in Canadian French in the 1980s, so to his ears they were planning to pleasure the street. 🙂

Another great mispronunciation is when we anglos mean to say "merci beaucoup" (thank you very much), but it comes out as "merci, beau cul!" (thanks, nice butt!)

Language is always funny.

Yes, when politics becomes a joke only the comedians get it!

Let's see if I can think of some non-partisan political jokes (partisan politics don't belong here in the forum, of course).

"Politics is all about compromise for the sake of success. You compromise, and I succeed."

"What do you call a bad lawyer? A politician. What do you call a bad politician? An economist."

(This one's from online) "How are politicians like diapers? They both need to be changed regularly, and for exactly the same reason."

Good luck this November, American friends!

Cute joke (or not?😵‍💫) for many…
Previously posted joke by @sicernon3:
(((I have a question.
What pees when it stands, but can’t stand when it pees?

A. I would say the majority of men on this site will tell you they are talking about themselves 😃))).

However, fyi, I have found the burn/pain anticipation and sensation a day or two after a procedure can be much reduced when one sits rather than stands to pee, and perhaps gently squeezes near the head of the penis momentarily to slow the initial urinary stream. Just sayin’ it helped me last week after my ultrasound volume procedure which included a urinary catheter.
Not joking here! 🌞🌵🩷

I’m glad you discovered something that works for you and might help others. Thanks for the comment…

I'm with @bluegill. I would love to hear, watch, read your set!

I know @scottbeammeup might want to stay anonymous in this forum, like many of us, but if he ever wants to share a video link to one of his sets I think he'll have a very friendly test audience here. ♥️

Incontinence Hotline! Please hold! Lol!

You know what the problem with you Americans is? There's no "you" in your humour.

Duh... it took me about 30 seconds to get that one, North.