Cute joke (or not?😵‍💫) for many…
Previously posted joke by @sicernon3:
(((I have a question.
What pees when it stands, but can’t stand when it pees?

A. I would say the majority of men on this site will tell you they are talking about themselves 😃))).

However, fyi, I have found the burn/pain anticipation and sensation a day or two after a procedure can be much reduced when one sits rather than stands to pee, and perhaps gently squeezes near the head of the penis momentarily to slow the initial urinary stream. Just sayin’ it helped me last week after my ultrasound volume procedure which included a urinary catheter.
Not joking here! 🌞🌵🩷