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Sep 13, 2019 · How about a laugh, (hopefully) in Just Want to Talk

A guy takes his blond girlfriend to a football game. After the game he asked what she thought. She said she liked all the players with the big muscles and the tight pants, but she said she couldn't figure out why they put in so much effort over 25 cents. Her boyfriend looked at her funny and said, what are you talking about. She replied , at the beginning of the game they had a coin toss. Then one team got it and during the game everyone in the stands keep hollering, get the quarter back, get the quarter back.

Mar 8, 2019 · How about a laugh, (hopefully) in Just Want to Talk

This old gal rode into the mining town on her mule. She dismounted and tied her mule to the hitchin post. A young gunslinger came out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle in the other. The gunslinger said to the woman prospector "you know how to dance". The old gal said "no I never did care to learn how". The gunslinger said well you are going to learn how now, and started shooting at her feet. To avoid getting her feet shot off she started hopping around. The gunslinger was laughing and emptied his six shooter. He then holstered his gun and turned to go back in the saloon. He stopped dead in his tracks when he heard both hammers cocked on a double barrel shotgun. He turned around real slow as white as a ghost. The old gal said "you ever kiss a mules ass". He said "no but I've always wanted too".

Feb 22, 2019 · How about a laugh, (hopefully) in Just Want to Talk

A guy walks into a liquor store and sits on a stool by the bar. He orders a drink and a blonde is sitting on the stool next to him. The 10 o'clock news comes on and they show a guy ready to jump off a 10 story building. The guy says to the blonde, bet you $50 the guy jumps. She says I'll bet you $50 the guy doesn't. The guy jumps to his death. The blonde puts $50 on the bar and says here you go. The guy says no I can't take your money in good conscience I saw the same newscast at 6 p.m. The blonde says so did I but I didn't think he would jump the second time.

Jan 21, 2019 · Need Patient's Experience with Mayo Clinic. Is it worth it? in Visiting Mayo Clinic

Sorry to hear about your ongoing medical issues. I went to Mayo 17 years ago for head and neck cancer. I live in a rural setting in North Dakota. The doctors and hospitals here in North Dakota's largest city wouldn't touch me after they diagnosed my cancer. They recommended Mayo or the University of Minnesota. I chose Mayo and I'm glad I did. The Mayo system is unlike any other medical facility I have encountered. Mayo takes a comprehensive approach to your health care. The staff is very thorough in their approach in caring for you're individual medical needs. I have made over 50 trips their over the last 17 years because of ongoing health problems. I understand your concerns about costs but I would recommend contacting the intake department. Maybe their is some monetary help they can offer you depending on your financial situation. Like others have said you may not get the answer you want but they will come up with answers for you. Their are numerous accommodations available for people who travel. People come from overseas to see the professionals at Mayo. I have heard Mayo Rochester is a larger campus with more healthcare options available. I won't go anywhere else if I have a serious health care situation. Good luck to you.