This old gal rode into the mining town on her mule. She dismounted and tied her mule to the hitchin post. A young gunslinger came out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle in the other. The gunslinger said to the woman prospector "you know how to dance". The old gal said "no I never did care to learn how". The gunslinger said well you are going to learn how now, and started shooting at her feet. To avoid getting her feet shot off she started hopping around. The gunslinger was laughing and emptied his six shooter. He then holstered his gun and turned to go back in the saloon. He stopped dead in his tracks when he heard both hammers cocked on a double barrel shotgun. He turned around real slow as white as a ghost. The old gal said "you ever kiss a mules ass". He said "no but I've always wanted too".