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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Kathi | @ihtak46 | Sep 4, 2019

A joke for you....

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me rob this bank?”
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“Yes, sir,” says the customer and gets promptly shot.
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“Have you seen me rob this bank?” the robber asks another customer.
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“Absolutely not, sir, but my wife here saw everything!”

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imallears | @imallears | Sep 4, 2019
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@ihtak46

A joke for you....

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me rob this bank?”
-
“Yes, sir,” says the customer and gets promptly shot.
-
“Have you seen me rob this bank?” the robber asks another customer.
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“Absolutely not, sir, but my wife here saw everything!”

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@ihtak46
Omg he should have asked the wife first lol!

FL Mary

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Sep 4, 2019
In reply to @ihtak46 "A joke for you.... A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about..." + (show)
@ihtak46

A joke for you....

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me rob this bank?”
-
“Yes, sir,” says the customer and gets promptly shot.
-
“Have you seen me rob this bank?” the robber asks another customer.
-
“Absolutely not, sir, but my wife here saw everything!”

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@ihtak46
That was funny.. Thank you for contributing. Looking forward to more!!!
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Sep 13, 2019

Patty says to Mick, how did you get on at the faith healing group last night? Mick said, he was absolutely awful. Even the feller in the wheelchair got up and walked out.

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Sep 13, 2019

I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes and thought WOW, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized..... I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes.

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imallears | @imallears | Sep 13, 2019
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@jakedduck1

I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes and thought WOW, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized..... I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes.

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@jakeduck

I just burst out laughing

FL Mary

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Sep 13, 2019

I can drive a woman wild with my tongue,
It’s pretty easy
all you do is say
have you put on weight?

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Sep 13, 2019

Husband
“When I die I want to die having sex”
Wife
“At least we know it will be quick.”

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jrswiontek | @jrswiontek | Sep 13, 2019

A guy takes his blond girlfriend to a football game. After the game he asked what she thought. She said she liked all the players with the big muscles and the tight pants, but she said she couldn't figure out why they put in so much effort over 25 cents. Her boyfriend looked at her funny and said, what are you talking about. She replied , at the beginning of the game they had a coin toss. Then one team got it and during the game everyone in the stands keep hollering, get the quarter back, get the quarter back.

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