How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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SPERM COUNTING

There was this guy that went to the doctor to get his sperm counted.The lady behind the desk handed him a jar and said, "Bring it back tomorrow, full." He says, "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow then."
Well he goes home and comes back the next day, and he hands the woman the jar. She says, "Nothing's in it." The man responds, "Well, I went home and I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left hand and nothing happend. I called my wife into the room, and she tried with her right hand and she tried with her left hand. Nothing still happend. Well, we called our neighbor and she came over, and she tried with her right hand ans she tried with her left hand, and still nothing happened.
And the woman behind the counter looked stunned and asked, "You asked your neighbor over to help you!?" And he says, "Yeah, we couldn't get the jar open."
Jake

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That was funny🤣

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A bunch of “lifers” in the State Pen had known each other for decades. They’d sit it n the yard and talk old times and what not. Suddenly, one would stand up and yell “13”, and everybody else would roar with laughter. Maybe 20 minutes later, another con would cup his hands and shout out “33!” at the top f his lungs. The other guys practically rolled in convulsion, yucking and howling in jubilance until their sides ached! And so it went for an hour. So a new guy came by and didn’t understand what was going on. What was so funny. An ol’ timer leaned in toward him and said “Well the guys have been together for so long, that instead of retelling the best jokes over and over, they assigned them a NUMBER which stands for a certain funny joke. Bemused, the newcomer thought he would give it a try, not knowing what to expect. So he waited until things calmed down, went forward and screamed out “25”. Crickets. No response. So he tried again, breathing deeply and yelling “18” a the top of his lungs. No one reacted, just kept on whirling or whatever. Looking back at his now older friend he asked “surely there must have been a funny story attached to ONE of those numbers. What’s up?”
His mentor put his hand on the shoulder of the new guy, shook his head, and said, “Son, some people just can’t tell a joke”. T

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@jakedduck1
Hello
Count me in for a chuckle or barrel laugh......

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Took me a minute but then “AHHH”! Funny!

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It is a quote really, but I think it is funny.....
" JUST BE YOURSELF; EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN"
har, har 🙂

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