Well I know one product that actually works. And I have been selling it for years.

In my store I sell SMART PILLS. And I guarantee it will make anyone smarter. Every couple days I go into the woods and I collect rat droppings and put them in a small bottle called "MY SMART PILLS" and sell them for $10 a bottle. The other day a guy comes in and sees the pills. He starts to say, they are fake, no proof just like all the people above saying about the FB products. But I tell him for $20 I will triple his money back if it does not make him smarter. So he buys a bottle for $20 and takes out a few pills and downs them right away. He screams and yells at me "HEY THESE TASTE LIKE POOP!" (I cleaned up this word). I reply. "SEE, you are getting smarter already". And thanks him for the $20.

OK volunteers and group members, I want my LIKE! 🙂